Justice: No. He not little. He big.
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Justice: Fleece bear pooped in my hand. It gross.
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upon seeing Justice picking her nose...
Me: Let me help you with a kleenex.
Justice: No! I got it!
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upon seeing mama's breastpump...
Justice: Mama, I need to pump for my boobs. That will work.
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helping Justice in the bathroom.
Justice: Mama, I poopin.
Me: Yeah, I know.
Justice: Don't put your hand in there mama.
Me: No worries.
Justice: Micah pooped in his diaper. I poop in my pants.
Me: Uh, please don't.
Justice: No, I poop in the toilet. But don't touch my poop, Mom. It gross.
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Me: Your dad is calling us.
Justice: What's "calling?"
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phone receiving text
Justice: Your phone is blinking.
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everyday at the conclusion of nap time...
Justice: Mama! I'm awake!
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